Bollywood climax

I never really approve nor do I ever consider a suicide attempt to be a noble action. It is nothing but a cowardly act and a sin committed. The wrist slitting, or a bungee jump off a cliff (ropeless,like duh!) or the usual Lipton (a colloquial version of hanging down) may be various forms of pulling your own switch. Am I talking about suicide attempts and its pros and cons?Well, in a way. If you are considering to murder yourself, the best way I suggest is watch a hindi movie. Don't watch ones like Black; they will make you change your mind to die..lol.

I recently made the mistake of 'suiciding' twice. I watched Jhoom Barabar Jhoom and killed myself. The plot was quite lethal enough to knock me out unconscious.But it was a near 'suicide' attempt and I recovered with good medication from rugged, raunchy looking Dr. John McClane in the 'Die Hard 4.0' hospital (Apart from Laughter, the best medicine is a good looking doctor-sneak preview to my next blog).
Feeling all healthy,wealthy but not wise, I again found myself in the death throes of 'Awarapan'. The first dialogue did the trick and I was suffocating already. The next look on the hero's pathetic face had me gagging. The 'dancing-around-the-buildings' (trees were for the bygone days of Rajesh Khanna and Hema Malini) songs interspersed in the movie brought momentary relief.The plot of the story had me gasping for air and I knew I was dying.The finale of the film found me heaving my last breath. I considered escaping during the intermission, but the thought of spending a bomb had me stuck to my seat.

A Hindi movie has all the lethal ingredients to kill any mortal human. A crappy storyline where both the hero and heroine are perpetually confused. The only genius would be the villain. Songs, and item numbers are mandatory in these motion pictures, especially if they desire to rock the box offices. How the directors make money, I'll never know. How people rave about these big screen shows is beyond my mind's capacity. Nevertheless, Bollywood still survives and lives strong.